A few nights ago, while walking home from studying, I encountered HOARDS of drunken sorostitutes who were pretending as though they were from the 80s--bright neon colors, tall socks, animal prints, and even fanny packs. Ew, fanny packs? Seriously, people WHY are fanny packs coming back? They went out of fashion for a reason and it should stay that way ... The moment I see a fanny pack, I think of my mom decades ago, looking like a dork while the rest of us were riding roller coasters in the amusement park. Ick. Fanny packs are hideous...
But that's not the stupidest thing I saw that night.
In one pack of sorostitutes, I saw a drunken girl's outfit and I couldn't tell what it was. Were those shorts? Or were those panties? They were skintight, at least part spandex, zebra print, and did NOTHING to hide her cameltoe that was simply inevitable with so little fabric covering her ladybits.
I couldn't help myself ... I opened my mouth and yelled, "Hey, why don't you wear some REAL pants, that's DISGUSTING," while I walked past her. It felt SO GOOD to let out that rage. I mean, seriously? I have underwear that looks like that ... maybe she was wearing underwear, who knows. Disgusting.
I thought leggings were bad enough--skintight fabric masquerading as pants while doing nothing to hide every nauseatingly intimate detail of a woman's lower half. No, it HAD to get worse... now people are wearing shorts that are made out of the same sh!t as leggings.
I literally don't understand this. Do people have no decency anymore? At least leggings can be okay if you make some effort to not wedge them into your nonsense parts and if you wear a long shirt or tunic to cover your a$$. But these little legging butt-shorts?! What the f*ck. Pretty soon, girls won't be wearing any sort of pants anymore. Those skanks will just be masquerading in underwear ... Disgusting. Spend the extra $10 and buy some REAL clothing.
And while we're on the subject of real clothing, any kind of shorts that do not cover your a$$, and that includes shorts that do not cover the area of your body where your a$$ meets your thighs, are NOT REAL. I do NOT want to see your a$$ hanging out of what should be covering that sh!t. ALSO, anything that allows me to see a trace of nipple, whether I can see that you're ladypillows are cold or whether you're a guy and your shirt is unbuttoned to the point where I can distinctly see both--JUST DON'T WEAR IT. I am fully aware that you possess nipples, but please don't show them off. AUGHHHH. Why does no one wear real clothing anymore? UGH.
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