BUGS ARE SCARY

I'm sitting alone downstairs, feet safely away from the floor in this rocking chair.  The clock just struck midnight, and I'm terrified.  Why?

BUGS.

No, seriously.  It's dark down here.  I thought I saw this crawling around on the floor:

Credit to whoever took this picture, it is not mine.  But yeah.  Cute, right?  I love these guys.

I unplug my laptop and bring it over to where I see the movement.  I am greeted with this instead:

Photo cred to Hilary Green.  OH GOD, EWWWWW.

It is now making noises at me from the staircase.  Now, I am trapped down here forever.  EWWWWW.  O_O  Help.

EDIT:  I stayed down there until something WORSE came along to scare me:  A HUGE SPIDER.  The picture will be uploaded soon ... but, WHOAH SH!T.