Stupid B!tches

Okay, so this one's gonna be quick because I got my wisdom teeth taken out <12 hours ago, have taken as few pain pills as possible, and I can finally feel my face again (which means ouchies).

My friends and I went camping for a couple of days near Cedar Point.  And to answer anyone's question, yes, we did go to Cedar Point.  I cried like a little b!tch on the Magnum.  "OH MY GOD, IS THIS OVER YET?!  WAHAHAHHAHHH GET ME OFF, WHY THE F*CK DID I PLAN THIS," etc.  I also refused to ride the Millennium Force or the Dragster.  F*CK no.

ANYWAY, we were camping and our campsite was plagued by seagulls.  How many of you all like seagulls?  No one?  That's what I thought.  They are ugly, loud, annoying, sometimes dangerous/hostile, and just plain obnoxious.  I hate those sons of b!tches.  While we were sitting around our campfire, minding our own business, I hear the woman at a nearby campsite talking to the seagulls and feeding them rice-cakes.  Feeding those b!tches.  The flock had grown to about 20 at least... and the seagulls started to demand more and more and more, because that's what they do.

Another annoyance: when we went to the beach, we saw two families (both with young children) sitting at picnic tables that were next to each-other.  One family allowed gave their children bread to feed the seagulls with, while the other family did not let their children feed the seagulls.  I am proud of this family.

Why would you feed the seagulls?  They're not pretty, they're not nice, and they're not exciting.  They're annoying b!tches... and guess what?  If you give them what they want, they're only going to become more annoying and demanding for the rest of us.  I mean, we had seagull repellent (AKA rocks) stocked up whenever some would cheekily walk into our campsite.  We chased them and cursed at them, because they're awful.  That is not an animal worth feeding ... and even if it was, you ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEED THEM.  It is illegal because we were in a state park!  It is illegal for a reason!  It is illegal because feeding encourages seagulls to be b!tches and terrorize everyone for food.

AUGH.  I HATE when dumb b!tches don't follow rules that are just so easy to follow and are so reasonable. ARGH.

I also hate mosquitos, but perhaps not as much as Ginger (my better half) right now....

You can't even see all of them, but every little red spot is a mosquito bite.  Poor guy had over 100 JUST on his feet!  Those b!tches.

That's all for now!  AND I've been meaning to do this for a long time, but HELLO INTERNATIONAL READERS!  I'm so excited that you all are reading this!  Feel free to comment and tell me a bit about yourself (or feel free to not say anything at all, that's cool too).  Yay for having a bit of an audience!! ^_^